It Never Rains in Southern California

Encapsulating the post all star game road trip to Anaheim with the lyrical stylings of Albert Hammond. A few liberties have been taken.

Got on board a westbound seven forty seven
Didn't think before deciding what to do
All that talk of opportunities, TV breaks and movies
Rang true, sure rang true.

Seems it never rains in Southern California
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours

Plenty of "likes", I'm out of my head
Out of self respect, got tons of bread

I'm under loved, I'm overfed
I wanna go home.

Nice subtle trolling by NESN here. pic.twitter.com/1rnnJtrrTz

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) July 19, 2015

It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours.

RICK PORCELLO HOME RUNS 2009: 23 2010: 18 2011: 18 2012: 16 2013: 18 2014: 18 2015: 18 So we can reasonably expect no more this year.

— Tim Britton (@TimBritton) July 19, 2015

#RedSox 7 of 60 in the series so far. One runner as far as third. 0 runs.

— Pete Abraham (@PeteAbe) July 19, 2015

Will you tell the folks back home I nearly made it?

Had offers but don't know which one to take
Please, don't tell 'em how you found me
Don't tell 'em how you found me
Gimme a break, gimme a break.

today in Hanley pic.twitter.com/Ruo5x58noo

— Jeff Sullivan (@based_ball) July 20, 2015

I'll just leave this here... #redsox http://t.co/9wWgMAAMD0 via @giphy

— Buzzing the Tower (@upandinsawx) July 21, 2015

Red Sox Wrap: Eduardo Rodriguez's Implosion Triggers Angels' 11-1 Rout http://t.co/5whbsZbpr9 pic.twitter.com/62EO9XbgwY

— NESN (@NESN) July 21, 2015

Seems it never rains in Southern California
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours.